I wear a size 9

Seriously, I just strain and strain in the bathroom, and I’m getting nowhere. Besides getting horribly constipated, the fact that I have to rush to the bathroom all the time is a bit hard to deal with. I have to stay on a dry diet (mostly crackers and a lot of water) and drink sprite/7up (which is pretty awesome sauce btw) the whole day.

But just earlier, I almost passed out in the bathroom, I couldn’t take the pain so I opened the faucet in the shower and lay down in it, relishing the cold feeling against my feverish skin. I brought a towel with me, and desperately tried hugging it to numb the pain, but it just wouldn’t go away, then I called my mom, who was the only person in the house.

I can’t say she helped a lot, but she told me that she’d bring me to the hospital if I started throwing up, so I ran back to the downstairs bathroom and stayed there for around twenty minutes and an angel must’ve rammed into me, because it just went away that instant.

But seriously, that was the MOST PAINFUL DEPOSIT IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.